I Want Pen of Destiny!

Tenacious D in The Pic of Destiny is by far one of the most amazing movies of all times! Whom-ever thinks otherwise needs to drop down and give me thirty cock push-ups. What’s a cock push-up you ask? A cock push-up is when you lay flat on the ground and lift yourself up using nothing but your boner (laughing hysterically). This movie stars the man himself, Jack Black. The pic of destiny is a guitar pic that was carved out of the Devils tooth so that the man who used it could win the heart of his fair maiden. It was then used by many now famous and legendary musicians. If you haven’t seen this movie I strongly suggest that you do. If you do you will learn the ways of rock. Yes you will learn the ways of rock and not only that but you will be able to pay your rent with that rock!
Most people want to get their hands on the pic of destiny. Not me, I want the Pen of Destiny. Yes that’s right I said the Pen of Destiny. This pen was last seen in the hands of Stephen King at a book singing in Chicago. I need that pen in order to pass my English 111 course!! If I get a hold of this pen I would be able to write a master piece! I will be the next big author, I will be unstoppable! So if any of you haven’t seen the pic of destiny you need to watch it. If you ever see or hear of this Pen of Destiny let me know as soon as possible. Now drop down and give me thirty!
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