King Tut and His Bitch Tits!

I recently read an article that stated that King Tutankhamun died from Malaria and avascular bone necrosis. Malaria is caused by a parasite that is transmitted from one human to another by the bite of infected mosquitoes. In humans, the parasites travel to the liver, where they mature, release and enter the bloodstream and infect the red blood cells. Avascular bone necrosis is the death of bone tissue due to a lack of blood supply. This can lead to tiny breaks in the bone and the bone's eventual collapse. Pathologists said that avascular necrosis alone wouldn’t be enough to kill King Tut but combined with the Malaria it was more than enough. This has been the oldest study case of malaria in history. So these scientists and pathologists are saying that King Tut did not die of natural causes nor was he murdered by his rivals who were jealous of him growing into inheritance of the throne. I found this to be very interesting because of all the many different ways that multiple scientists have came up with his reasons for death. King Tut has always fascinated me as does the ancient Egyptian culture as a whole. One more interesting thing about their discoveries along with the Malaria was that King Tut had Gynecomastia. This is a benign enlargement of the male breast tissue. As Bob in the Movie Fight Club would say, King Tut had “Bitch Tits!”
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Math Sucks Big Camel D*cks!

I have been struggling to keep up with my math this semester as well as I did the previous semester. I have so many questions that just seem to go unanswered it seems. Many of these questions are mainly to help me understand why we are to add when we are told to subtract, why do we multiply when it says divide, and why don’t they just tell us to do what we need to in the first place instead of playing around? I mean Jesus Christ probably couldn’t even answer these questions for me. I just wish that math wasn’t a bunch of lost letters and numbers to me. Who the hells idea was it to put the alphabet in with the numbers? When are we going to use some of this stuff in life? Really, tell me when? Thought so, you have no clue either! This morning I got so pissed off that I almost killed my boyfriend (not really but it was close). The poor guy, I pity him sometime for having to put up with my ass. Now getting back to the math ordeal, I realize that we need it to live our lives but does it really have to be that complicated? Do they really need to print a new math book every year? How does math change? It’s been the same since elementary school; aggravating, boring and confusing as hell!
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Don't Send It!

I almost sent it 2 times tonight. It wasn't anything important but it would have made me feel better at the moment. That one moment would have been so outrageously funny! Well to me anyways, but in the long run it may have been a little too much. I don't want to lower myself to anyone else’s level. I especially don’t want to lower myself to as low a level as theirs. I just hate it when people try to be honest with themselves and to others and don't realize just how much they look like jack asses. These people I call fakes! I may just be rambling on about some random shit but this means something to me! Look at me, listen to me! I want to give out some information that doesn't need to be given out to anyone because it’s not right in this situation, I don't know anymore. I do know that you are going to do what you want and keep on but one day that shit isn’t going fly so well with me! I hate that I didn't send it now but I’m glad that I didn't send it then. I don’t understand people! I really don’t care to understand some of them either.

My Sincerest of Apologies!!

I am so sorry that my hair may not be the right shade of red.
I am so sorry that my hair may not be the right shade of black.
I am so sorry that my hair may not be the right shade of brown.
I’m so sorry that it’s not the right shade of whatever shade u want it to be!
I am so sorry that my eyes may not be that beautiful shade of green,
I am so sorry that my eyes may not be that beautiful shade of blue.
I am so sorry that my eyes may not be that beautiful shade of brown.
I am so sorry that my eyes are not whatever shade that you feel is most beautiful!
I am so sorry that everything I do may not be what you want me to do!
I am so sorry that I have these insecurities that I can't overcome, but I am also sorry that you help add to these insecurities. Whether you do so intentionally or not, you still build them up, instead of helping me overcome them!
I am so sorry that I am who I am and that it may not be good enough for you.
I want you to know that if I'm not all you want then just don't settle for me. Whether you want me as just a friend or maybe something more, please stop. No more games and No more lies! I don't want to feel like this anymore. I don’t like these kind of games, do you?
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Everything Changes!

I walked out tonight knowing that it was my last night to do any of it! Cheesy as it may sound that place was like my home. I have received more comfort there than anywhere else in the past 8 years of my life. They were all my family! I know it’s not the end of our relationships with each other but I feel that it will never be the same again. I fear that once all are apart, then it will just slowly fall away. If this does happen just know that I will never forget any of the things you have done for me and the feelings we've shared. Every time someone has laughed, cried, or even flipped the fuck out over something petty, I will always remember. I’d love to see the day when we will all be together again, knowing the chances are slim, I still have wishful thinking.
I turned in my keys tonight, never to touch them again! This was a big part of my life, even though it may seem trivial to some, you should see it through my eyes. People tell you that everything happens for a reason, its a move for the better, you have better opportunities ahead of you, I just never see anything being the same as it was here....I guess now I should say...there!?
I just walked away knowing that we will all be together at heart because we all are a part of each other’s lives and have affected and impacted each other so much over the years. I love you all so much and you all know who you are! Thank you for being there for me and befriending me.
I turned my keys in tonight, the same ones I’ve held for so long, never to be touched again!
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Your SO Gross!

Today (like every day before class) I was sitting in the library doing whatever homework I had. A few of my friends (who had early classes) started coming up to do the same thing. All was well we were all just contently doing our work. Sometimes it feels like it’s going to kill me to do it, today wasn’t bad though. Then shit went bad! This guy came in and sat at the table next to us. I know that doesn’t sound bad, but it gets there. Like I said everything was fine until…….he started snorting his snot! It’s di-fucking-sgusting!! I know that everyone has to do it from time to time to clear there sinus cavity when its clogged but most decent people will spit it out or only do it once. Not this douche-bag!!! He continues to do it constantly. At least, at least is saying it lightly every minute this guy did it. I can put up with a lot of stuff but, this is one thing that I cannot stand!!! I literally wanted to rip his face and throat off. I almost did but instead I got up and said “I can’t take it, that’s disgusting and he needs to get a damn tissue. I think I should just throw up on him.” Yes I said it, he acted like he didn’t hear it but I wasn’t sticking around long enough to find out. All I have to say to people that do that shit is “Get a Damn Tissue!” YUCK!
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I Still Have Them.....in a Jar

Has anyone ever had strep throat? I’m sure you have. If not than I am so jealous because I had it all the time when I was a little girl. It seemed as though I could never get rid of it and just as soon as I did it came right back. It was like the throat gods hated me. They already cursed me with a voice nodule problem. When most people talk the two rods in your throat touch together and this produces your sound/voice. Mine has a bump on each one and when they come together they can’t touch completely. This causes me to have a raspy sounding voice at times and a sore throat. I had to take speech classes when in elementary school in order to breathe and talk in the way that prevented them bumps from getting any bigger. Needless to say yes the throat gods look down on me for some reason. I had my tonsils removed after about a year and a half of constant strep throat. This didn’t stop the strep though; amazed the doctors couldn’t believe that I still got it as much. I don’t know what to say besides that the throat gods hate me (laughing). Maybe it’s because I really still have my tonsils? Yes I have them but not in my throat. I have them in a jar. I keep the jar in the cupboard above the fridge. If you don’t believe me I can show you!

What's the Smallest Bone in Your Body?

The smallest bone in your body is located in your ear. This bone is called the stapes (also known as the stirrup), it’s approximately 0.25 to 0.33cm long. It is a tiny U-shaped bone that passes vibrations form the stirrup to the cochlea. There are three tiny bones that connect to form the middle ear to pass vibrations; malleus, incus, and stapes. These tiny bones are called ossicles. Because of their unique shapes they are known as the hammer (malleus), the anvil (incus), and the stirrup (stapes). All three of these bones together are the size of a pea. You are probably wondering why I know this information?! I was born with a birth defect in my left ear. My stapes (aka stirrup) didn’t form fast to the other two bones that form the middle ear. Mine is barely attached. This caused me to have a significant amount of hearing lose as I got a little older. By the time I was in 3rd grade I had o wear a hearing aid. I still do to this day. Doctors at Geisinger Children’s Hospital in Pa said that they could re-attach the bone completely but this would be pointless since it wouldn’t change my hearing loss. My parents decided against it. The coolest part of my birth defect is that pictures of my ear are in multiple texts books. I would like to think that my ear is famous since this type of middle ear birth defect is rare.

Do us All a Favor and Shut Up!!

I have this unexplainable urge to just say, “FUCK YOU” to everyone today! Don’t you hate these kinds of days? We all have them. We can’t help but have them or, avoid having them. I just think that if maybe people weren’t such assholes to one another that our days wouldn’t be as bad. We all fault and have imperfections it’s is only human. We also have the ability to stop ourselves from doing and/or saying things that may hurt someone. If people would just learn to do this one small thing then maybe I wouldn’t feel the urge to annihilate half the world at this point. People need to learn to shut their mouths and Think before they speak. Put yourself in someone else’s shoes, then see if you would like it said to you. If more people would heed this advice then people would be a lot happier. Oh, and not only that, there would be a lot less ass-holes out there as well. So the next time you want say something that you think is funny, smart or cute (said w/sarcasm) to someone……think first! Hey, you never know that person just may be awesome. On the other hand, you may wake up in a strange place looking at that person through bloodshot eyes thinking to yourself, “I shouldn’t have said that shit.”
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I Want Pen of Destiny!

Tenacious D in The Pic of Destiny is by far one of the most amazing movies of all times! Whom-ever thinks otherwise needs to drop down and give me thirty cock push-ups. What’s a cock push-up you ask? A cock push-up is when you lay flat on the ground and lift yourself up using nothing but your boner (laughing hysterically). This movie stars the man himself, Jack Black. The pic of destiny is a guitar pic that was carved out of the Devils tooth so that the man who used it could win the heart of his fair maiden. It was then used by many now famous and legendary musicians. If you haven’t seen this movie I strongly suggest that you do. If you do you will learn the ways of rock. Yes you will learn the ways of rock and not only that but you will be able to pay your rent with that rock!
Most people want to get their hands on the pic of destiny. Not me, I want the Pen of Destiny. Yes that’s right I said the Pen of Destiny. This pen was last seen in the hands of Stephen King at a book singing in Chicago. I need that pen in order to pass my English 111 course!! If I get a hold of this pen I would be able to write a master piece! I will be the next big author, I will be unstoppable! So if any of you haven’t seen the pic of destiny you need to watch it. If you ever see or hear of this Pen of Destiny let me know as soon as possible. Now drop down and give me thirty!
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My Very First Blog Assholes!!

Holy shit I did it! Well, with the help of my amazing boyfriend I did it. The first time I tried to get one of these Blogger accounts it kept kicking me out. Blogger was saying that I already had an account with them. UGH!! It doesn't matter now Blogger, I have an account. The force must have been with me. You know like the one in Star Wars? Anyways now I have to complete 19 more of these blog things by the end of the semester. Each blog has to consist of anything I want using at least 200 words. What the hell am I going to blog about? Can it be done? Will it be done? I suppose it will have to be done otherwise I will end up with a shitty grade in English 111. I really don't want to have to take this English course again. Even though Mr. Foster is an awesome teacher (no brown nosing intended there) I still don't want to be in his class again. Wish me luck people and I wish you all luck as well. I also hope that you like some of my random-ass blogs. If you have any comments or concerns just let me know after all this is a Blog site that enables you to do so, duh! Thanks!

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