What Flavor are You?

I want to talk about Doritos in my final blog. I want to bring it to everyone’s attention that Doritos is doing an amazing job of bringing new flavors to the market for us to try. There is one small problem though. They always end up taking away the good flavors and keeping the not so good ones. Like back in the 90’s they came out with the Taco Bell flavored Doritos. Do you remember that flavor? I sure as hell do they were the best Doritos Ever! Actually the old school Pizza Hut flavored ones were really good as well. What I don’t get is why they took them away just to bring back the pizza flavored ones that we have now. The ones you can get now are not near as good as the ones they made then. Same goes with the Taco Bell Doritos, they just came out with the taco flavored ones and they suck compared to the ones then. I realize that Doritos makes more money by doing this but if you re-make them make sure they are as good, if not better than the previous ones. Something’s I just do not understand but this is very puzzling. If you do want to try a good, new flavor of Doritos now then try the sweet and spicy chili flavor. They are yummy! Keep up with the hard work Doritos, but please bring back the Taco Bell flavored Doritos!

I Want Chinese Please!

The world has gone to complete shit, you haven’t worked in months and your family has been without food for days now. You have no idea what to do and how you are going to feed your children. As you are pondering over what to do you see a stray cat go by in the street. The Chinese do it so why can’t you? You dart for the door to hunt down your next meal. Most people in our culture think that this would be inhuman but really it’s just survival in this case. They (the cats) would eat you if they were starving. In Chinese culture it’s not even a matter of life or death when they eat cats and dogs. They do this for the simple reason that meats in their country are not easy to come by. Also they believe that cats have this Qi (pronounced Chi) that will bring them good fortune, and good health. This is part of their culture (it’s inhuman to us in America). Since we feel that this is inhuman the Chinese government (trying to conform) is now trying to pass a law stating that they can no longer serve cat in restaurants. Chinese culture is different than ours in a lot of ways but if we were starving and so were our children I think we would eat cats like they do. In the situation that your life depends on it than this meal (the cat) would be bringing you great Qi at the time of consumption!
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Is Your Bunny wearing lipstick???

One thing that you see on almost all cosmetic products labels is one sentence that never changes: Not tested on animals. Really? Do they honestly believe that we believe this? I sure as hell don't. It's like when a manufacture puts a guarantee on his products box, the guarantee is there but that's all he is selling you. He could have shit in that box and you would buy it just because it had a guarantee on the label. To me the same principle applies to the "Not tested on animals" labeling. If they put that there it's just to make you think that they didn't test it on animal, for all we know that's the how they really tested the products. Of course they also have to put that on their product for law abiding reasons as well. If it's not tested on animals than what is it tested on? Do you actually think that people are going to let them try it out on them? Don't think so! Call me silly or just plain retarded but this is my honest opinion on the matter. It really is tested on animals so all you animal lovers out there, you and your pet may wear the same eye shadow!
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Let's Be Festive!!

Today is St. Patty’s Day! I decide to wear a green wig All day long to be festive (didn’t have time to color it green). Now-a-days it seems as though no person wants to be festive unless it’s Christmas, Easter or Thanksgiving. I don’t see why this is the case. My friends and I are very festive when it comes to holidays (not just a few) and things. I don’t know if it’s because we are a younger crowd (but we are not the only young crowd) or if it’s just that most of us have young children (most people have children as well). I like to get my son involved in these sorts of festivities along with others through his school or the community. It will help him with his communication skills with people now and as he continues to grow. Not only does it do that but it brings us together as a family as well. He likes it when we dress up or make things for different events or holidays. It makes our relationship closer and it allows us to spend a bunch of fun time together. Today is St. Patty’s Day and I am wearing a green wig All day long to be festive (not to mention drinking later) and I hope that everyone else realizes the fun in it and will want to do the same! HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY TO ALL!!!!
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Wonder why they have a headache?

We go to the doctor’s office when we are sick. If we need surgery we have it done by a surgeon. If pain is an issue we have pain medicines. When in surgery we are put to sleep and are not able to feel pain as they are performing the surgery. That is something that we should be very thankful for. The ancient Egyptians didn’t have this. Egyptians were very clean and very well educated when it came to the human anatomy. They all (including the women) kept all their hair shaved in order to keep sickness at a minimal as well as bathed regularly. They even had specialists in different fields as we do today. The Egyptians have taught us a great deal today. Like today, Egyptians performed surgeries and acts of healing through medicines and various other forms of doctoring. The only thing that they didn’t have was the pain medicines. No, they didn’t give out pain medicines to their patients, even the ones that were being operated on. This is one thing that we should be thankful that we have. The surgeons then would simply hit the patient on the head with a mallet to knock him out. Not only was this probably painful, it was very dangerous as well. They easily could have hit to hard killing the patient. Fortunately our form of anesthesia isn’t a mallet.
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"Your Weapons are Useless Against Them!"

Tonight my son chose to watch Tommy Boy before bed. An excellent choice if you ask me. It’s a shame that Chris Farley died, he cracks me up. The reason that I am bringing this movie up is because of the one part in it. Do you remember after Tommy found out that they were going to sell the company and he and Richard were driving in the beat up car drinking? During this scene they are getting pulled by the cops for driving like nuts and they thought of a really cool way to get out of a ticket. They started driving even crazier and when they finally stopped the car they got out screaming at the top of their lungs “Bee’s, Killer Bees! Save yourselves, your weapons are useless against them.” Upon seeing this, the cops both looked at each other and said “I’m allergic to bee’s” and told Tommy and Richard that they would come back to check on them. This cracked me up! I have heard that this does work, but the people that told me aren’t the most trustworthy people. Next time I get pulled I just might try it. Whether it works or not, I will give all the credit to Tommy Boy.
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Now That's Rank!!!!

We had our female cat Mitzy for a little over a year now (she is the devil). We had her fixed about 6 months ago so she couldn’t procreate. We also have a male cat named Dameon. Dameon, as sweet as he is got kicked out of the house not long ago for spraying in my room. I caught him right after he did this (thank god) so I was able to clean it up in enough time for it to not soak in the carpet all the way. I can’t get over the fact that male cat piss smells so strong. I know that they their territory but my god it’s rank! I know a few people that own male cats and it’s clear as to who owns their house. Anyways when I kicked him out he lost a lot of weight and when we finally caught him to get him fixed he was very sick and dehydrated. We had him fixed obviously for the same reason as Mitzy as well as to prevent him from spraying anymore. I sure hope that it works because that piss was (as I said) Rank! If it doesn’t work than I, once more will have to give him the boot! Only this time he will not be coming back into the house.
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What Kind of Attacker are You??

You have to love the people that have nothing better to do than to think up spiteful shit to do to others. Not even the ones that have to think it up but the ones that can just automatically do it without thinking first and it be completely spiteful and hurtful. You have those types of people and then you have the types that kill with kindness. They try to offend you with a subtle approach. These subtle attackers use quotes or song lyrics to be spiteful towards others. By doing this they can lie and say that it wasn’t about anyone it was just what they were thinking about at the time. They could also say that it was meant for someone else or it doesn’t mean what you think it means. These types of people; the thinker, the spur of the moment, or the subtle attacker, they all are no good in my book. They all deserve to be taken out and shot. Especially the ones that pose as your friends yet, behind your back do these things. I just hope that one day these spiteful attackers get what they deserve! They surely will because what goes around comesaround!!
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Go Outside and Play!!

My son, Nigel turns eight this Friday. I am taking him to see family up north (Jersey Shore, Pa) for part of his birthday present. This is one thing that he said he wanted, along with a laptop computer (that he is NOT getting.) I think that he has enough electronic gadgets. He is always on my computer looking at you tube or playing games, playing his Wii game system, or playing on his DS. He never wants to do anything outside anymore. Most kids now never want to do much that is physical it seems. I do believe that this has a lot to do with the advances in technology. Such advances do keep the kids out of the parent’s hair. It also helps keep them quiet when we need them to be. But this is hurting our children more than anything. This causes them to have weight problems from lack of exercise, in turn making them have other health issues due to this weight gain. Not only does this affect them physically but it also hurts them mentally. It doesn’t allow them to interact with other people as much giving them the people skills needed to go through life, leaving them backwards and shy. It even affects the relationships between the parent and the child. Some children grow apart from their parents due to not communicating with them as they should be. Other kids resent them for not giving them the attention that they need and deserve. So after all this is said, No I am Not getting my son anymore electronics, he is getting a bike for his birthday!!
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